he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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