i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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