think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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