it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
There are leaves in my underwear?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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