No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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