im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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