Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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