Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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