You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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