Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I love having hate sex.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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