these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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