Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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