I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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