This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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