They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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