I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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