hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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