dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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