guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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