Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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