It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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