My pussy is not your playground.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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