Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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