I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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