it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
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Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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