Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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