and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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