Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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