it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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