Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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