Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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