You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Randomize