Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
my sisters under your porch take her home
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I have fence marks all over my body
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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