i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka