so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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