Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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