I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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