so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
