That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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