youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Farmville is her only friend.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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