Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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