Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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