do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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