So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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