Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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