try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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