what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My vagina just clenched in fear
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