He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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