If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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