I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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