just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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