Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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