You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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