I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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